Abandon All Hope

Here at the Horror House you will find my personal musings on the glorious world of Horror Movies. All movie reviews will be based on my own personalized rating system and will contain such information like:

  • Spoiler Material
  • Summaries
  • MPAA rating
  • Gore Factor
  • Guilty Pleasures
  • Good Highlights
  • Bad Highlights
  • A 1-10 severed head rating system
  •  And whatever other strange little details drip into my demented caved in skull
Special Note:  I am not a professional movie reviewer and I make no bones about it. But I know what I like and I know what sucks. Ya know what they say about opinions, right? Well, mine are no different. So sit back with a cold one and enjoy. And remember...just because I think a movie is cool, doesn't mean that it doesn't suck donkey farts!


Special Note #2:  I am an illiterate retard when it comes to the Internet.  That said, this page will ALWAYS be a work in progress. And someday...maybe someday soon; I MIGHT just figure out what the hell I'm doing.


So sit back, tighten up that straight jacket, put down the bloody axe in your hand, pop open a cold one and enjoy!